[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (lol mean random objects!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (that hurted so bad lol)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (i wanna)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (lol i do it all the time)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush. (hmmm tree once, pole 500000 times)
[x] You have been called a blond. ()

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (i did i t once and i almost broke mi arm tho lol)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.(>.> i wanted 2 see if i cud do it again)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (GASP)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (>.> danggit)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(lol i fell down the hall way and crashed into the wall)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (lol)

TOTAL: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (wats the POINT lol)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.( a cheeto i was trying to cook over a candle >.>...who wudda guessed)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (lol)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (only once tho...)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (i absolutely HATE that lol)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (hate that too)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (as well as this, its just so MEEN)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (>.> mors like MAKEDA stop takin so loud)
TOTAL: 20 >.>

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.(went to school like that once...)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (does my glasses already on mi face count)

TOTAL: 22

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.()
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (lol)
[x] You have fallen out of a chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (lol i always do especially at other peoples houses)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means. (...it has a meaning O.o)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(lol i like math )

TOTAL: 29

NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% retarded"

danggit thatsa big number lol 116!